{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
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{"fact":"In the 1750s, Europeans introduced cats into the Americas to control pests.","length":75}
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