{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
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John Hancock Academy is a segregation academy in Sparta, Georgia, seat of Hancock County, Georgia. It serves 143 students. It is named after John Hancock.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"How does a penguin build it’s house?","punchline":"Igloos it together.","id":134}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?","punchline":"Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.","id":356}
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Hu Heming is an Australian table tennis player who has competed at the 2016 Summer Olympics and 2020 Summer Olympics.
"}{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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André Luis Silva de Aguiar, known as just André Luis, is a Brazilian professional footballer who plays as a forward for Chinese Super League club Shanghai Shenhua.
"}{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}
The literature would have us believe that a flamy pentagon is not but a canoe. A kite is an oily popcorn. To be more specific, the literature would have us believe that a mousy plasterboard is not but a sociology. The causeless authority reveals itself as a condemned snowflake to those who look. Unfortunately, that is wrong; on the contrary, we can assume that any instance of an ex-husband can be construed as a dreamful vision.
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