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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}

{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled over the last fifty years.","length":73}

{"fact":"Like humans, cats tend to favor one paw over another","length":52}

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{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}

{"fact":"Cats prefer to remain non-confrontational. They will not fight to show dominance, but rather to stake their territory. Cats will actually go to extremes to avoid one another in order to prevent a possible confrontation.","length":219}

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