{"type":"standard","title":"Jiaozuo","displaytitle":"Jiaozuo","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q404429","titles":{"canonical":"Jiaozuo","normalized":"Jiaozuo","display":"Jiaozuo"},"pageid":2114239,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a7/20230331_Jiaozuo_Railway_Station.jpg/330px-20230331_Jiaozuo_Railway_Station.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a7/20230331_Jiaozuo_Railway_Station.jpg","width":1800,"height":1200},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1281178135","tid":"73bb931d-0433-11f0-a6a0-7a55a1db879f","timestamp":"2025-03-18T19:59:08Z","description":"Prefecture-level city in Henan, People's Republic of China","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":35.2157,"lon":113.2419},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jiaozuo","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jiaozuo?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jiaozuo?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jiaozuo"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jiaozuo","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Jiaozuo","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jiaozuo?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jiaozuo"}},"extract":"Jiaozuo is a prefecture-level city in the northwest of Henan province, China. Sitting on the northern bank of the Yellow River, it borders the provincial capital of Zhengzhou to the south, Xinxiang to the east, Jiyuan to the west, Luoyang to the southwest, and the province of Shanxi to the north. Jiaozuo is one of the core cities of the Central Plains urban agglomeration and a regional central city along the Shanxi–Henan border area.","extract_html":"
Jiaozuo is a prefecture-level city in the northwest of Henan province, China. Sitting on the northern bank of the Yellow River, it borders the provincial capital of Zhengzhou to the south, Xinxiang to the east, Jiyuan to the west, Luoyang to the southwest, and the province of Shanxi to the north. Jiaozuo is one of the core cities of the Central Plains urban agglomeration and a regional central city along the Shanxi–Henan border area.
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The Clinch River is a river that flows southwest for more than 300 miles (480 km) through the Great Appalachian Valley in the U.S. states of Virginia and Tennessee, gathering various tributaries, including the Powell River, before joining the Tennessee River in Kingston, Tennessee.
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