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{"type":"standard","title":"Pallas's cat","displaytitle":"Pallas's cat","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q166794","titles":{"canonical":"Pallas's_cat","normalized":"Pallas's cat","display":"Pallas's cat"},"pageid":273706,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d6/Manoel.jpg/330px-Manoel.jpg","width":320,"height":320},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d6/Manoel.jpg","width":2419,"height":2419},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1277289316","tid":"1c097a3f-f221-11ef-8faf-ebf381f7c424","timestamp":"2025-02-23T20:02:29Z","description":"Small wild cat species (Otocolobus manul)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pallas's_cat","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pallas's_cat?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pallas's_cat?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pallas's_cat"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pallas's_cat","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Pallas's_cat","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pallas's_cat?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pallas's_cat"}},"extract":"The Pallas's cat, also known as the manul, is a small wild cat with long and dense light grey fur, and rounded ears set low on the sides of the head. Its head-and-body length ranges from 46 to 65 cm with a 21 to 31 cm long bushy tail. It is well camouflaged and adapted to the cold continental climate in its native range, which receives little rainfall and experiences a wide range of temperatures.","extract_html":"
The Pallas's cat, also known as the manul, is a small wild cat with long and dense light grey fur, and rounded ears set low on the sides of the head. Its head-and-body length ranges from 46 to 65 cm with a 21 to 31 cm long bushy tail. It is well camouflaged and adapted to the cold continental climate in its native range, which receives little rainfall and experiences a wide range of temperatures.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Lift (Shannon Noll song)","displaytitle":"Lift (Shannon Noll song)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6545599","titles":{"canonical":"Lift_(Shannon_Noll_song)","normalized":"Lift (Shannon Noll song)","display":"Lift (Shannon Noll song)"},"pageid":5451668,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/Shannon_Noll_Lift_single.jpg","width":200,"height":172},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/Shannon_Noll_Lift_single.jpg","width":200,"height":172},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1210502869","tid":"3c63112d-d4fd-11ee-a28d-76b725e7fc79","timestamp":"2024-02-26T23:17:40Z","description":"2005 single by Shannon Noll","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lift_(Shannon_Noll_song)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lift_(Shannon_Noll_song)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lift_(Shannon_Noll_song)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Lift_(Shannon_Noll_song)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lift_(Shannon_Noll_song)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Lift_(Shannon_Noll_song)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lift_(Shannon_Noll_song)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Lift_(Shannon_Noll_song)"}},"extract":"\"Lift\" is the second single by Australian singer Shannon Noll from his second album of the same name (2005). The song debuted at number 13 during the Christmas season, and during its fourth week on the Australian Singles Chart, it peaked at number 10. The boxing-themed video clip for this song was shot in an unused warehouse in Sydney's Marrickville by Australian director Anthony Rose, who also directed Noll's music videos for \"Drive\", \"What About Me\" and \"Shine\".","extract_html":"
\"Lift\" is the second single by Australian singer Shannon Noll from his second album of the same name (2005). The song debuted at number 13 during the Christmas season, and during its fourth week on the Australian Singles Chart, it peaked at number 10. The boxing-themed video clip for this song was shot in an unused warehouse in Sydney's Marrickville by Australian director Anthony Rose, who also directed Noll's music videos for \"Drive\", \"What About Me\" and \"Shine\".
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{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
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