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{"type":"standard","title":"Kjerulf Glacier (Jan Mayen)","displaytitle":"Kjerulf Glacier (Jan Mayen)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q23834508","titles":{"canonical":"Kjerulf_Glacier_(Jan_Mayen)","normalized":"Kjerulf Glacier (Jan Mayen)","display":"Kjerulf Glacier (Jan Mayen)"},"pageid":62024904,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9f/Kjerulf_Glacier_Jan_Mayen.jpg/330px-Kjerulf_Glacier_Jan_Mayen.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9f/Kjerulf_Glacier_Jan_Mayen.jpg","width":3888,"height":2592},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1251770378","tid":"d1617a3e-8ce5-11ef-bb1a-43c0361611d0","timestamp":"2024-10-18T00:13:36Z","description":"Glacier in Jan Mayen, Norway","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":71.11916667,"lon":-8.12833333},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kjerulf_Glacier_(Jan_Mayen)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kjerulf_Glacier_(Jan_Mayen)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kjerulf_Glacier_(Jan_Mayen)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kjerulf_Glacier_(Jan_Mayen)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kjerulf_Glacier_(Jan_Mayen)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Kjerulf_Glacier_(Jan_Mayen)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kjerulf_Glacier_(Jan_Mayen)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kjerulf_Glacier_(Jan_Mayen)"}},"extract":"Kjerulf Glacier is a glacier in Jan Mayen. It begins at the Hakluyttoppen slope, in the outer crater edge of the Beerenberg. The Kjerulf Glacier and both its neighbors, the Weyprecht Glacier in the west and the Svend-Foyn Glacier in the east, are the most active glaciers in the island.","extract_html":"
Kjerulf Glacier is a glacier in Jan Mayen. It begins at the Hakluyttoppen slope, in the outer crater edge of the Beerenberg. The Kjerulf Glacier and both its neighbors, the Weyprecht Glacier in the west and the Svend-Foyn Glacier in the east, are the most active glaciers in the island.
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